Showing posts with label shuharaat jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shuharaat jokes. Show all posts

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Suhagraat ko husband wife se bolta hai ijaajat hai?

Suhagraat ko husband wife se bolta hai ijaajat hai?
Wife - Hai ji. 
Husband sari raat saxx karta hai aur wife Bimar ho jati hai...
husband wife ko sasural chodd kar wapas aane ke liye apni Saas se bolta hai - ijaajat hai?
Ye baat sun kar wife jor se chilla kar bolti hai - Maa ijaajat mat dena, nahi to tumhari bhi Phaad daalega...

Suhagraat ki kahani

Ladki ki Suhagrat ki Baatein - Majedar Suhagrat Jokes



Jab Ladki ki Suhagrat ke baad uski Saheli Puchhti hai
Kaisi rahi Suhagrat ?

To vo batati hai – "Aaye the wo der se, Dil jala diya,
Pahle kiya Kiwad band, 
Fir Deepak Bhuja diya ...
Pahle khel khelne lage Seena Tatolkar,
Fir khel khelne lage Underwear khol kar,
Ek Jang Aisi chhidi Palang par,
Gole wali Top rakh di Surang par,
Yah tha 9 Minute ka Majaa,
Ab bhog rahi hu 9 Mahine ki saja,
9 Mahine baad 1 aisa ho ga Visfot,
Jo ban jayga Bharat ke liye 1 Aur Vote...